So, this hot guy is cleaning the windows at work. I have so many questions.
1. Do you have to know how the rock climb to clean the windows?
2. How long does it take you to do the whole building?
3. Are you working by yourself?
4. How do you make?
5. Is it scary up around the top floors?
BTW, did I mention he was hot. I want to know more about this industry of cleaning windows in high rise buildings.
Filed under: WORK, boredom, craziness, life | Tags: craziness, life, random, WORK
So, I have just been so damn busy with life that I have not been able to be my weird random self. I have not been doing my favorite thing to do, writing on this here blog… my bad. This has actually instructions of my therapist. She thinks that writing is a great outlet and I totally agree. So I am going to try to write everyday again. It is hard to do this at work, but I don’t give a F*CK.
I think I am bored. I have all these things to do but none of them I actually want to do. Yardwork, fixing up the house, cleaning, etc… I think I want to party all the time and sleep all day (thank you to the black eyed peas for their brillant choices in lyrics), but unfortunately I have a small child who likes to wake up about 8am on the weekends and damn if he does not have to get up right then. It sucks. I knew when I was pregnant that I needed to sleep all the time, because I knew I was not going to be able to sleep anymore after pumps was born. I was right, but I think he may be a sleeper and he will very soon sleep in on a weekend basis (keep your fingers cross, I really like sleeping to noon and then getting up to lounge around in jamys for a few more hours before actually doing anything).
I have also been thinking about opening a restuarant or bakery or something like that. I love to cook and bake and I just think it would be great. I probably need to wait until pumps is older because I will have to work alot and right now I can’t leave him that much. Maybe when mom retires, we can do it together. I think I should talk to MMM she would probably like to get in on this. We have always wanted to open a american sports bar in Ireland. I know a bakery in Marietta is a long way away from a bar in Ireland, but I think it would be hard to get work visa’s for Ireland and you know we a citizens of the great USA. So… marietta sounds good so far.
As you can see, I can not make up my mind. Graduate school, a PsyD or open a restaurant or continue working in research. (Today research is winning. MKB has just f*cked up her computer by pulling the cord of the surge protector out and is now under the desk trying to fix it, too funny, I somedays love MKB, she is always good for a great laugh). What to do? What to do? Someday I will make up my mind.
I actually am not unhappy in my current psition in life. I believe I am the type of person who is always happy or at least makes the best out of whatever situation I am in. I love research, it is challanging, hard, fast paced, and very interesting. (this brownie sucks, I remember these they were sponging and gross, BUT I NEED CHOCALATE!!!!!).
Okay, the grosses brownies ever.
MKB is really on today. It is awesome. I wish everyone could see this. She has been burning AMB. It has been great. Earlier today she said that AMB shouldn’t pick her aniversary as a password for something because she wouldn’t remember which one. AMB has been married about 4 times… too funny and then she just said something else. I don’t remember, attention span of a knat. I should work on that.
I can’t think of anything else to say, so… later hater.
So, Saturday was Halloween. My fav!!
Pumpkin was Thomas the train and loved it. Once he figured out that you go to the houses to get candy he was on like Donkey Kong! He did not always say “trick or treat” or thank you, but we are 2, so what do you expect.
When we got home, he would not share his candy with any one. He did seem to forget about it by the next day, which is good. I do not want rotten teeth by the time we are 3. I need to put it up. It was mostly stuff he doesn’t like anyway- chocolate.
Later that night, MMM and I went to a bar in Marietta, Nick’s place. There was a band playing and some family and friends of MMM went so I tagged along. First we went to MMM’s sister’s house (L-M) and she had these bop it inflatable boxing gloves. They were so cool. I of course just picked the up and then MMM put the others on and we boxed. They were so much fun and I totally kicked MMM butt. She is shorter than me though. Then we finally left, everyone else showed up.
At the bar… What a place! There were some really interesting characters and MMM and I determined we need to hang out there more often. The crowd was a mix, mostly young, but then there were about 5 old creepy men. One of then was standing there talking to MMM and I asked her something and then he was holding her hand. Why was old creepy man number 1 holding MMM hand? Who freaking knows but I wanted him to leave but he did not seem to go away.
There was this one chick, name unknown, who was dressed as a vampire. We ended up watching her purse and cigarettes all night. And he was extremely drunk. She kept asking us if her lips were okay. Weird.
There was this guy dressed up as a blind date. He was extremely lame, but the costume idea was completely fantastic.
MMM stole some guy’s beer. I guess she wanted another and he was extremely drunk. I got a pirate hat from MMM’s cousin (whom by the way was so freaking weird I can’t describe it, I really think I need to spend more time with him and maybe devote a whole entry to him).
It was a fantastic night. The entertainment value was great. I had to finally leave when the person dressed as a dirty Sanchez decided to hit on me. Oh it was so gross and as I was leaving one the friends of MMM was so serious about the dirty Sanchez digging on me. GROSS, GROSS!!!!
Oh yeah! I almost forgot we found Jesus. His name is Jeffery and we had met him before at a Starbucks. I took a pic but it is one my phone I shall post later.
I now have confirmed that I completely love Halloween!
Filed under: craziness, divorce, life, random | Tags: divorce, random, things that make you go hmm.
So I have been neglecting being me for a while. My bad I have missed my random craziness and I would like to say that I am back.
1st I realized that if ohm is in another state I am quite happy. Yes I need to move or that rat bastard needs to be deported. Whatever comes first would
make me happy.
2nd I really need to get laid and have been thinking about picking up guys lately. Not sure about the whole
Picking up guys but getting laid definitely. It would be about a year since I had sex and that is very very depressing. I am going to have cobwebs soon. I am too young for that. I don’t want a relationship just sex. Is that really too much to ask for? I think not, but I probably need to go out and meet guys instead of bitching about it on this here blog. Yep go out more! Hmmm, hard to do with a 2 year old.
3rd I am teaching my 2 year how to be crazy. Epic lightsaber battles, nerd gun wars and so forth. And the girls, well actually women, i work with think I am a complete nut. I hope that pumps is always true to himself and knows how to have fun. I hope I can at least teach him that.
4th I have seen 2 “little people” at my work in 2 days. I love “little people” they just seem so cool. I know they probably hate it, but you need to play the hand dealt to you and they seem to do a fab job at it. Props, mad props to all the little peeps in the world!
5th I have decided it is very complicated getting a divorce. I need the past year in paycheck stubs, 3 years of tax returns and all kinds of other crazy shit that I have no idea want it actually is. Thank god I have a lawyer to tell me what they need. and yes I have spent 1 hour tonight getting all that crap together to do a mad fax to them tomorrow. I didn’t even do
The work I needed to for tomorrow because in my head list of things to do DIVORCE is number 1.
5.1th divorce is a funny looking word. And no I have not been drinking imam just being me.
6th I am throwing myself a divorce party when it is all done. Mmm went to this bachelorette party and there was this stripper with tricks. I need to see the tricks. So I am have a divorce party with strippers. I can’t wait. Kas said she didn’t want to see strippers but she has to, I take no answer but you are coming and having a great time. I need my bffs by my side.
7th I need to sleep. Later hater
So this morning on my way to work, random thought occured. Cows, why do aliens always seem to take them?
Well this thought all began because yesterday I was watching Nottingham hill. And in that movie there was a woman who was a fruitarian (think spelled correctly, not really sure) and she did not eat anything unless it fell from the tree or vine or whatever. She said that some carrots had been murdered. So then my brain went to do we murder cows, yes I think I should become a vegietarian. Then I thought what if cows are really smart and understood what we do to them? That would explain why aliens take them. The cows probably say to the aliens, get me the fuck out of here these crazy things are going to eat me.
And then that was it. Random my brain has returned.
Later
Yesterday I realized that I had two different size earings in for a month. I did not noticed, nobody noticed. Have I really been that frazzled? I am worried about myself.
So I have seen the hot guy from the escalator again today. Still hot, but do I really want another crazy african?
No I want a boy toy!
So hello nasty, where you been?
So I was staring at this hot African guy (maybe) going up to smoke and on my way back he was returning as well and he was staring at me. He smiled and said hello,I said hello, but damn escalators keep on going. How the hell do you pick up a guy? I don’t think I have ever done that, well maybe drunk. Hmmm, he was good looking. And I look like crap today.
I have decided I am lame since I posted this entry, no maybe just horny. It’s been awhile and I have been contemplating dating and it frightens me. I have never been much of a dater and I really don’t want be now either. I really just want regular sex and how to proposition a guy for that? I would think they would be up for it but I don’t want to look slutty. Dilemma.
Oh BTW I hope you have notice more blogging and you like it. Since I have become bored and developed a true hate for FB, I have been blogging more and more. I forgot how much I enjoyed this when I started. Okay I need to do something, maybe clean the house? iTunes on the computer to update this here phone.
Filed under: craziness, divorce, life, random | Tags: laughter is the best medicine, life, random, SHOOT ME IN THE F**KIN' HEAD, WORK
I have deleted my facebook account. I need to send a mass e-mail to all my peeps and let them know to keep in touch via e-mail, not lame-o facebook. Man I feel good.
I think I shall begin the revolution. Blogs are the new way to stay up and on the world around us.
You know I tried twitter for about a day and it was oh!! sooo lame!! I don’t get it, really it is becoming a bit stalkerish and scary!
I love my blog, people don’t really pay attention to what the hell I am doing and they don’t reply with stupid shit and they don’t tell me about everything they are doing all freakin’ day. I don’t CARE that you went to the gym with only 1 sock. You are retarded, quit invading my space and bringing me down man (circa 1969)!
I am currently ridding my computer of all things OHM. He never did this. All I want to do is get the damn pictures off my phone and it will take 30 minutes to download itunes on moms computer and it is taking forever to delete this crazy *ss sh*t off my computer. All I want is too take the pics off my phone and update it. I need the Internet to do such and my computer is not plugged into the Internet, Mom’s is. It really sucks. I need some wireless going on in the house and I need a new laptop. Maybe I shall do that. I do have some money and I can call bellsouth and see what kind of router I would need and then get a new computer then I can blog all night in my room if I choose too. Man that would be totally awesome. That was kinda lame-o, my bad. I shall do better, but I love to write and no one here seems to care what I write about.
But reality. I don’t need a new computer, but it would be nice to have that OHM has never f*cked up and wireless. Bellsouth will want to charge for that maybe I should go to best buy and have a chat or I could talk to the IT guy cal number 1 PJK, my oldest bro. I think I shall call on him for his help. You know he hates being the IT guy, he became our father. I find that funny because that is what number 2 DCK wants and that is what number 1 got. Life’s a bitch.
I saw a hummer today and thought to myself “that is a environmentally irresponsible person.” Who the hell needs a hummer and why the hell? You a single handedly killing our atmosphere and I have a child that I would like to leave a planet to. Please everyone unit and save our planet. Baby steps, start with a small thing like reusable grocery bags and then move on from there. If need some advice google it or you can leave a message here. I have some great ideas and I am currently working on Mom to make the house more eco-friendly. I want solar panels and water recycle system. I want to get off the grid as the foil headed ones say.
One more program to go and then delete OHM. Man this feels so good.
Hey MMM e-mailed me earlier and stated that you can get divorce papers for $35 from office max. I am getting a divorce and then it is like $80 to file with the courts. I can get divorced and still go to Maine. I can totally afford $115. You never know what kind of information you will receive on a daily basis.
Deleting OHM. If you could only see the smile on my face right now, you would laugh you arse (yes British) off.
MMM called me witty one day. I wonder if I try harder now then I used too? I think being witty is just something that comes when I am on a roll or in a coffee coma. I could use some coffee but it is almost bed time. I have to work tomorrow.
So random tonight I know but I have nothing else to do at the moment and this computer sh*t is taking to long and I can no longer blog at work. Everything is blocked including things I need to access. It totally sucks, anyway back to my original thought. I know I am spacey!
Original thought. I have been dying my hair (sorry coloring) for the last 3 months and the gray roots just keep coming back. I now remember why I stopped 3 years ago. Actually there were 2 reasons. 1. Too much upkeep. 2. I was pregos. I am no longer pregos (I HAVE MY PUMPKIN!) and I really hate the upkeep of being a girl. It totally sucks. I think I shall stop coloring my hair unless I go blond, hmmm? That is a thought.
Filed under: craziness, divorce, life, random | Tags: daily, divorce, life, random
I am a tool and I really need to get laid and it was very obvious to my coworkers today and that makes me really really really sad.
Life is life and I also thought that no one ever reads this here blog of mine, but then I thought I don’t really write anything that anyone would probably want to read. My life is dull. I need to get the hell out more and more and more.
I STILL NEED A BOY TOY!
So what has been going on… I decided that pumpkin and I would go on vacation to Maine next year. I am very excited I have never been to Maine and I really do want to travel all over the USA and take pumps along in the process. Our first stop on this adventure called the great US of A. He won’t remember a damn thing, but I will. I guess that is all that matters.
It seems really cool. The place I want to go is south of Portland and has this great looking pier and an awesome looking beach. We can rent a condo or house for about $600 a week and then there is airfare and rent-a-car.
So the question is now? Pay for divorce (I have already put that off to go to Vegas and that really got me no where in the getting laid department) or go to Maine. Hmm? I really want a divorce I need to rid myself of any legal binding to OHM, but really we are not together and we never will be again. Does it matter? We don’t have to pay taxes together, I hope and maybe he will come on vacation with us. I shall ask. Anyway back to divorce or Maine? I really think Maine is going to win, unless I can come up with $5000 by next August and then and only then will it be both.
I think I need to stop wanting to go on vacation instead of getting a divorce. You can totally see where my priorities lay!
I love my job, not so sure about people I work with. One you really need to watch your back around her. She is that type that will do whatever it takes to make herself look good and everyone else look bad and she totally sucks. She does not know how to read a f*ckin’ protocol to do her damn job. IT SAYS “OR” NOT “AND” “OR”. What is so F*CKIN’ hard about “OR”. One thing or the other or the other. Really. God she sucks.
Anyway everyone else I work with is really cool. Laid back on medication, the usual for clinical research. tired of getting blamed for sh*t they didn’t do. It is the same wherever I shall go, I just need to pick a place where I can trust and respect management. No problems yet, but we shall see.
I need wine. I have been so damn grumpy lately.
Do you think it is odd that “blog” is not a spell check word on a blog website? Things that make you go hmmm.
